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1. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

2. What is Satan's favorite subject to teach?

Trigonometry, there's a lot of "sin" involved.

3. How come it's called "falling on your behind in the road"...

And not "ass-fault-to-asphalt contact"?

4. Did you hear about the film they’re making, where Dallas gets destroyed by space junk?

Debris Does Dallas

5. I Told my wife to embrace her mistakes

She gave me a hug 🤔

6. Just remembered this joke my dad told me:

A guy calls 911. Guy: “Help, I’m out hunting with my buddy, Buck and he must’ve had a heart attack or something, ‘cause he fell over dead.” 911: “The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s dead.” Guy: “Ok”  **BANG**  “Now what?”

7. Grandma, how old are you?” “A woman never reveals her age,” my mom said.

Ian said, “Alright, just give me the first digit.” “Seven,” she said. “And the second?” Mom sighed and said, “Two.” And Ian said, “And the third?”

8. What’s the difference between a phallus and a fallacy?

About 3 inches…

9. I wonder if people who spank Dwayne Johnson...

realize they've hit rock bottom...

10. I randomly remembered this:

A guy calls 911. Guy: “Help, I’m out hunting with my buddy, Buck and he must’ve had a heart attack or something, ‘cause he fell over dead.” 911: “The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s dead.” Guy: “Ok”  **BANG**  “Now what?”

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